Class Personality

There are ten classes in World of Warcraft, each with its own unique abilities and characteristics. There are exceptions to every rule, but here are the stereotypical personalities for each.

Warrior - When he's playing he's playing, when he's not he's not. He has a space carved out to play in the study/basement, and there shall be no interruptions. He'll tank your heroics as long as the beer holds out, and he's three deep into a 12-pack of Budweiser. Eventually he stops talking on vent, and if you keep him on past 2am he may forget he loaned you that gold.

Priest - Her fingernails are all bit down and when it's not raid time she's logged in on an alt no one knows about because she's tired of being begged to heal everything. Gets tired easily, and more pissy as the night goes on. Has quit the guild and rejoined several times.

Mage - Doesn't see why this game is so hard, just point and click and blow things up. Has tons of gold, and dies at least 20 times a raid. One day he will suddenly disappear. You suspect he just got bored and quit, but there's also the nagging suspicion that maybe the Feds caught up with him.

Hunter - He's not your ordinary huntard, he's been playing the class since launch and has the spell gear to prove it. Better pull fast, or his pet will show you how it's done -when it gets back from pulling trash from the other side of the instance.

Shaman - Loves the shaman class, and hopes one day to be able to use 99% of the class abilities in a raid situation instead of spamming (x). He follows all the upcoming changes in beta, and complains often about the endless string of class nerfs.

Rogue - The kid is always on vent, usually scamming something, and can talk endlessly about gear and specs and drops and unlike people who say they can watch TV and listen to music and do their homework while they raid, he actually can. It must be the drugs.

Warlock - No one knows his first name. He said it once on vent but you couldn't tell what he was saying through the accent. His DPS is excellent even though he lags horribly, and tends to hang out in a private channel with the priest.

Druid - The druid is insane, as all druids are. Enjoy this one while its here, and make sure you're always recruiting a replacement because this one is about to explode in a burst of drama.

Paladin - Is the best player in the guild, just ask him. He's better than you at your class, but why bother? Paladins are the only class worth playing, because they remind him of himself. He's also better than you at life, which he can attribute to clean living and daily doses of Rush Limbaugh.

Death Knight - Lazy friend of the GM who continually looks for shortcuts and hates "finding out" that he needs to show up for raids, do daily quests, or pretty much anything other than grief lowbies.

There ya go, the 10 personalities of warcraft.